So here's to everything, coming down to nothing.
Anonymous: But you are tumblr famous

dxlphin:

whut no :( no one sends me mean anons, no one buys me stuff from my wishlist, no one submits me nudes with my url on their tits I’m not famous

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

razorwire-on-fire: I'll be sure to keep plenty of food and clean sheets on hand when we get married 😉😘

Hahahaha cheeky.